BAD NEWS

Last night, October 4th, after what was thought to be a secret meeting for new members of the front at Chief Ike's, Inquisitor K (forgot to ask if I can just put his real name now) was arrested by US Marshals. He says they were watching the meeting the entire time and when leaving they rushed him but he got away and was chased into Rock Creek where he was tackled, cuffed and nearly drowned. We went down to court this morning where he was arraigned on many charges including advocating terrorism (or something like that), providing material support to a terrorist organization, aggravated assault (for a botched ball-napping in July where a kickball player who gave chase was supposedly knocked out with brass knuckles), resisting arrest, 3 counts of theft, another assault charge, and he apparently faces extradition to Maryland and New Jersey for warrants related to narcotics trafficking. One of the marshalls told him they penetrated the private portion of the website in August where they gained access to the video archive and other pretty damning stuff. We were definitely sold out from the inside and we in the front all know who did this. A warrant was also served at his house in Mt. Pleasant last night where computers and other stuff were taken including all of the ball-knapped balls. I suggested we pull the whole website down but he said that he would "never let those bastards subjugate" him and so the link to the site remains below. He seems confident as he has been in jail several times and isn't worried. He says they are only after him and so the "Rally For Justice" is still on as a fundraiser. Bond was set at $50,000! I'll try and keep news on the case as updated as possible. We are all a little shell-shocked right now and our thoughts and prayers go to our great friend and leader.

UPDATE - 10/9/07

Bad to worse. Inquisitor K pleads guilty to all charges. Said "proudly guilty, your honor" in court and saluted the judge. Sentenced 18 months in federal penitentiary, 12 months suspended. Fucking insane. Still incarcerated and awaiting extradition. Right now I'm just exhausted and I'm still at a loss for words for all of this. We will never forget! He seems pretty relaxed about the whole thing, however, and looks forward to working on his really brutal off-the-wall book about the coming collapse of America (naturally) and how he wants to be the road warrior (I think).

Agent Orange, who had been AWOL for several days since the 4th (after dumping shredded balls during a kickball meeting at The Adams Mill the same night haha) has resurfaced. He was indeed also arrested at his apartment and charged with kidnapping but released for lack of evidence. It appears the supposed long-legged kickball playing "victim" has taken a shine to him.

Agent Sprinkles has lost it and submerged all his electronic devices in water after discovering he was put on the No Fly list this week.

Special thanks to the Columbia Heights Minutemen for picking up the slack and getting The Rally for Justice off the ground. Thanks to everyone who came and donated to Inquisitor K's legal defense. We are all moving into strange territory now where we each have to look inside our hearts to find that burning coal of kickball hatred and let that coal be our leader. New membership suspended until further notice. Sell-out bastard was dealt with. Paybacks a bitch, huh? Thats all for awhile. Moving back underground. Regrouping. But we will never give up and we will never be defeated.

LONG LIVE INQUISITOR K!!
LONG LIVE THE AYKGF!!!

-Agent Lazer Eagle